I'm here!.... and we've gone multi cereal...

Hiya fellow cereal lovers, it's me Chaz... I'm back. I have good news, bad news and some truly sad news.

Well I'm still in the same spot, with Suzy, who is still the sugary puffy goodness in my crispy heart, but there has been some developments... we've gone multi-cereal with our new neighbour Brenda the Bran Flake. With the help of our new neighbour we go to know our crunchy nut neighbour he's called Nigel, a bit strange but seems nice enough, we've all been out for a drink, trying to get to know each other, so far all went well so we'll see what the future holds....

Brenda said was deposited here by the "large hand", whose large foot gave us a scare when it came down close to us. But all it did was aggravate my back.

I've had trouble lately when trying to sleep, as living in the big outdoors is a little strange to a cheerio, usually we hide away in dark corners scraping lichen off pipes for food.

You see in the past we were very different, not the round crunchy full multi grain cereal that you have come to love. Our now habit was dark damp corners and bogs, methane enriched environments.

It all chanced when Mr Nestle cam along with his machines, you see one of our natural cycles is to cocoon ourselves every three months or so, but in a oxygen rich atmosphere we do it as a defensive tact to survive.

Mr Nestle hit on a plan to trap us in this state as our outer shell of the cocoon is really tasty.

He came up with a plan involved painting the inside of a box black and leaving them in areas we used to inhabit. Next he'd collect the boxes and lift them into the air, making us automatically cocoon ourselves. Then we got bagged up and sold in all supermarkets around the world.

So remember next time you crunch that's actually bones.

But anyway I went and had an X-ray to find the root of the problem. Well the problem ended up being a free floating vertebrae.

The doctor said this has happened because of my constant state of being in a cocoon. He said he sees it quite a lot really, the procedures quite quick and he pushed it back within an hour.

So all is well and good with me now, but on to the sad news.

Misty the cat is sadly no more, she was an inspiration for me starting to blog. As ever I was the last to know, so we arranged a memorial service for this legendary cat.

We hope the miceys are nice where she is now, so bless that cat. That's all for now I'm on my way to recover so me and the gang will be back shortly.

Cheerio 2 the return of Chaz.... the ongoing cereal

Hello again, it's Chaz.

I'm still resting here along with my sugar puff girlfriend Suzy, say hello Suzy...

"hello"

The mice and rats now seem to have given us a wide berth and we exist for another month.

This month me and Suzy have decided to have a laugh with body alterations.

I grew a full on tramp beard, but had to get rid of it.. due to it tickling and dipping in my soup.

I then had some tattoos done.. I think I look really cool, Ice Cool

Susy on the other hand had her breasts done and started going to the gym, she looks great (but she had a killer body before all that).

But it has cause some unwelcome attention from our new neighbour, a Crunchy Nut Flake, that has just been deposited and I'm not liking the stares he/she keeps giving Suzy. It came to a head the other day while she was painting.

They've not talk to us just yet and seem a little strange... I've already seem them dancing in the moonlight, howling...I think they are nuts...

But some tragic news to report, Charlotte our spider neighbour, has unfortunately died while trying to expand her home, The police said they think she choked on a bit of fly.

It seems a bit strange as she was in good health last time she came by.

I have my doubts about the cause of death, it was on the same day our new

neighbour moved in... There will be no funeral unfortunately, she'll just desiccate further and be a constant reminded that life is hard and cruel at times.

We did have a close call the other day, Henry the resident hoover came sniffing around.

Fortunately he had a cold and was not up to his best sucking ability, so as usual me and Suzy made up for this close call, we stayed in bed all day Sunday.

Monday was strange as I went to clean the windows and noticed nut smears on them and a sweet golden liquid.

I'm at a loss at what has cause the smears and marks...

I've also been concerned about this mad man running around with a sawn off loaded spoon. I'm sure I saw him the other day.

Well that's all till next time.... I hope I'm still here and not have a cereal killer camping out on the stairs below us....

Sleep tight and don't have nightmares...